This man is a homosexual:
So is this man:
They’re still more manly than you will ever be
Not all homosexuals are the same
Stop hating on gay people
(Source: ellengifs)
- musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
- kids: but we're broke too
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
- me when something bad happens: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- me when something good happens: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- me when nothing happens: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
